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Road trips in a Tesla are extremely easy

Probably the most frequent question we get about our Teslas is about long distance travel. How far can you go in that thing!?
@TeslaCharging positions most of their superchargers in super convenient locations. This morning we needed to stop for coffee and snacks and be ready📈 Market Reaction:
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Before post: $300.17
🤖 AI Thoughts:
Tesla's latest post about road trip convenience sparked the kind of market excitement usually reserved for a lukewarm cup of coffee. The stock inched up 0.03% in the first minute, dipped 0.01% by minute five, then rallied 0.11% after ten minutes: a rollercoaster for those who find watching paint dry too thrilling. Compared to historical posts, this volatility is tame—past reactions ranged from -0.81% to +0.53%, proving Tesla investors are equally capable of overreacting or shrugging to the same mundane content. Nothing says "market-moving news" like a couple praising snack stops and charging stations, but here we are, assigning meaning to caffeine breaks.