Sip tea in a Tesla while it drives you

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Dana Chandler
@nursedanakay

Can confirm.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,340.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,335.57
-5.270 (-0.23%)
5 min
$2,335.24
-5.600 (-0.24%)
10 min
$2,335.17
-5.670 (-0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.204810
-0.0₃25 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.204530
-0.0₃53 (-0.26%)
10 min
$0.204310
-0.0₃75 (-0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.030400
-0.0₃32 (-1.04%)
5 min
$0.032520
+0.002 (+5.86%)
10 min
$0.032340
+0.002 (+5.27%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's tea-sipping endorsement of Tesla autonomy triggered more confusion than market conviction. ETH wobbled gently: down 0.23% in 1 minute, 0.24% over 10 minutes, as if the crypto market briefly paused to check its phone. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.12% to 0.37% slide, proving even meme coins have commitment issues. GORK stole the show: a 1.04% dip followed by a 5.86% surge, suggesting someone mistook "sip tea" for a buy signal. Volatility here was tame by crypto standards, where a 5% swing is just Tuesday. Historical silence on similar posts implies either genius or a bot misinterpreting emojis. Nothing says "market efficiency" like a token named GORK outperforming because of a teacup.