Tesla self-driving massively improves your quality of life and safety for the thousands of life hours you’re in a car

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jimmah
@jamesdouma

Frequent travel between SF and LA has been an enormous drain on my time and energy for 25 years. FSD has nearly eliminated it. This technology has significantly improved my quality of life. x.com/tesla/status/1…

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest FSD endorsement triggered the kind of market reaction usually reserved for watching paint dry. Tesla dipped 0.09% in the first minute, 0.25% after five, and 0.35% after ten, proving even self-driving hype can’t always steer the stock upward. PayPal mirrored this lethargy with drops of 0.08%, 0.09%, and 0.19%, while crypto (ETH, DOGE, GORK) collectively shrugged with losses under 0.5%. Compared to historical posts, this volatility is nap-worthy: past FSD mentions saw ETH swing +0.29% to -0.24%, DOGE wobble between +0.58% and -0.50%, and GORK perform its usual interpretive dance. Nothing says "revolutionary tech" like a market response flatter than a Tesla’s battery after a software update.

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