We’re going to make Baby Grok

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,617.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,622.62
+4.63 (+0.13%)
5 min
$3,615.42
-2.570 (-0.07%)
10 min
$3,616.37
-1.620 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.253030
+0.0₃849 (+0.34%)
5 min
$0.252350
+0.0₃17 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.251360
-0.0₃82 (-0.33%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007799
-0.0₅799 (-0.10%)
5 min
$0.007803
-0.0₅399 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.007801
-0.0₅599 (-0.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto whisper about "baby grok" elicited the market equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH saw a fleeting 0.13% uptick in the first minute before fading into insignificance with a 0.07% dip at 5 minutes and a 0.04% drop by 10 minutes: textbook noise. DOGE managed a microscopic 0.34% initial pop, then meandered between 0.07% gains and 0.33% losses, as if unsure whether to care. GORK, the supposed star of the show, barely twitched, shedding fractions of a percent like a toddler dropping crumbs. Compared to historical precedent, this was less a market mover and more a market yawn: past "grok" posts triggered swings up to 1.48% (GORK) or 0.84% ETH plunges, making today's action look like a nap. Nothing says "financial gravity" like a kid-friendly app announcement moving crypto markets less than a misplaced decimal in a meme trader's spreadsheet.

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