Great article by "The Atlantic"

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,499.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,495.78
-3.630 (-0.15%)
5 min
$2,494.23
-5.180 (-0.21%)
10 min
$2,496.31
-3.100 (-0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190500
-0.0₃37 (-0.19%)
5 min
$0.190220
-0.0₃65 (-0.34%)
10 min
$0.190320
-0.0₃55 (-0.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010510
-0.0₄599 (-0.57%)
5 min
$0.010460
-0.0₃109 (-1.04%)
10 min
$0.010490
-0.0₄8 (-0.76%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic tweet proves once again that crypto markets react faster to his emojis than to Fed statements. ETH dipped 0.15% in the first minute, stabilizing at a 0.12% drop after 10 minutes: remarkably tame for a Musk-induced move. DOGE and GORK fared worse, with GORK down 1.04% in 5 minutes, as if the market briefly remembered it existed before losing interest. Volatility was mild compared to past Musk-driven chaos, suggesting even meme coins are growing numb to his antics. The real mystery isn’t the market reaction but why anyone still pretends to decode tweets that even autocorrect gave up on.