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Alex Vacca
@itsalexvacca

Facebook once bought a VPN app for $120M and turned it into a surveillance tool that spied on 33M+ users' entire phones for years. This app helped Zuck buy WhatsApp for a whopping $19B and break Snapchat's encryption. Thread

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,618.42

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,619.33
+0.910 (+0.03%)
5 min
$3,621.48
+3.06 (+0.08%)
10 min
$3,615.83
-2.590 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.204610
+0.0₃149 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.205070
+0.0₃609 (+0.30%)
10 min
$0.204460
+0.0 (+0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006394
+0.0₄16 (+0.25%)
5 min
$0.006404
+0.0₄259 (+0.41%)
10 min
$0.006376
-0.0₅2 (-0.03%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post about Facebook's surveillance tactics triggered a market reaction so mild it could put insomniacs to sleep. ETH wobbled like a sleepy intern: up 0.03% in 1 minute, then 0.08% in 5 minutes, before dipping 0.07% by the 10-minute mark. DOGE barely mustered a 0.30% gain in 5 minutes before flatlining, while GORK flirted with a 0.41% rise before retreating to a 0.03% loss. Compared to historical "hmm..." and "wow..." posts, this volatility is tamer than a housecat on sedatives. Past similar posts saw ETH swing up to 0.51% or down 0.14%, while DOGE and GORK occasionally mustered 0.67% moves—today’s action is basically market noise in a tracksuit. Nothing says "crypto resilience" like barely budging after allegations of corporate espionage. The real surveillance here is watching paint dry.

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