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BREAKING: Another TikToker reveals they were offered $200 to join the nationwide “No Kings Day” protest in NYC—targeting ICE and President Trump’s deportation policies.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,736.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,745.89
+8.90 (+0.33%)
5 min
$2,747.89
+10.90 (+0.40%)
10 min
$2,751.02
+14.03 (+0.51%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.189630
+0.0₃56 (+0.30%)
5 min
$0.189840
+0.0₃77 (+0.41%)
10 min
$0.189730
+0.0₃66 (+0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007980
+0.0₅999 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.007980
+0.0₅999 (+0.13%)
10 min
$0.007960
-0.0₅999 (-0.13%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic musing proves once again that markets will cling to anything resembling a signal, even if it's just a meme about TikTokers and protest payments. ETH saw modest gains: up 0.33% in 1 minute, 0.40% in 5 minutes, and 0.51% in 10 minutes, while DOGE inched up 0.30%, 0.41%, and 0.35% over the same periods. GORK, ever the contrarian, dipped 0.13% after a flat start. Compared to historical "hmm..." posts, this reaction was notably stronger: past instances saw ETH move between -0.10% and +0.10% in the first 5 minutes, while DOGE typically wobbled within 0.17% in either direction. Volatility here is tame by Musk standards, where a single "yup..." once sent ETH up 1.47% in 5 minutes. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing political memes for trading cues. Perhaps the real protest is against rational investing.

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