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Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal

NVIDIA IS NOW WORTH MORE THAN... WELL, BASICALLY EVERYONE ELSE Nvidia’s $4T valuation isn’t just historic, it’s comically massive. It’s now worth more than Meta and Alphabet combined. More than Microsoft. More than Apple and Amazon together. At this point, Nvidia could

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,609.38

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,612.88
+3.50 (+0.10%)
5 min
$3,614.44
+5.06 (+0.14%)
10 min
$3,604.23
-5.150 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.253210
-0.0₃939 (-0.37%)
5 min
$0.252330
-0.002 (-0.72%)
10 min
$0.251700
-0.002 (-0.96%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007806
+0.0₄319 (+0.41%)
5 min
$0.007789
+0.0₄15 (+0.19%)
10 min
$0.007760
-0.0₄139 (-0.18%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "wow" post once again proves that brevity is the soul of market manipulation. ETH wobbled like a tipsy tightrope walker: +0.10% in 1 minute, +0.14% in 5, then -0.14% in 10, mirroring past "wow" events where it often dipped before recovering. DOGE continued its tradition of apathy, shedding -0.37%, -0.72%, and -0.96% across intervals, while GORK flirted with irrelevance, bouncing between +0.41% and -0.18%. Historical data shows these "wow" posts trigger more confusion than a Magic 8-Ball: ETH’s 10-minute moves range from -0.14% to +0.67%, DOGE oscillates between indifference and mild despair, and GORK’s reactions are as predictable as a roulette wheel. The only thing more volatile than crypto after a Musk post is the collective sanity of traders trying to decode it.

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