The replies to this announcement are comedy gold

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,505.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,505.79
-0.060 (0.00%)
5 min
$2,505.74
-0.110 (0.00%)
10 min
$2,507.55
+1.70 (+0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.163530
+0.0₄2 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.163410
-0.0₄999 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.163490
-0.0₄199 (-0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007671
-0.0₄249 (-0.32%)
5 min
$0.007664
-0.0₄319 (-0.42%)
10 min
$0.007785
+0.0₄89 (+1.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest laugh-cry post moved markets about as much as a shrug in a hurricane. ETH wobbled like a tipsy tightrope walker: down 0.00% in 1 minute, another 0.00% in 5, then a heroic 0.07% climb by 10 minutes. DOGE barely blinked, with a 0.01% uptick followed by microscopic dips. GORK, ever the drama queen, swung from -0.32% to +1.16%, proving once again that obscure tokens thrive on chaos. Compared to past giggle-posts, this was a snooze: Tesla once dropped 1.8% on similar vibes, while ETH has swung ±0.43% historically. Today’s "comedy gold" inspired the financial equivalent of a polite golf clap. Nothing says "market-moving genius" like a tweet that moves markets less than a misplaced decimal in a tax form.

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