KekSoftmax

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,011.42

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,007.88
-3.540 (-0.12%)
5 min
$3,007.52
-3.900 (-0.13%)
10 min
$3,010.19
-1.230 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.197890
-0.0₃329 (-0.17%)
5 min
$0.197890
-0.0₃329 (-0.17%)
10 min
$0.198040
-0.0₃18 (-0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007845
+0.0₄269 (+0.35%)
5 min
$0.007844
+0.0₄259 (+0.33%)
10 min
$0.007848
+0.0₄3 (+0.38%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptographic utterance proves once again that markets will react to anything, even when the post is essentially nonsense. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.12% in 1 minute, 0.13% in 5 minutes, and a negligible 0.04% in 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.17% drop in the first minute, stabilizing at 0.09% down by the 10-minute mark. GORK, ever the contrarian, rose 0.35% initially and held steady around 0.38% up. Volatility here is tame compared to historical "kek" events, where ETH swung between 0.14% gains and 0.14% losses, DOGE danced unpredictably, and GORK once surged 2.12% only to crash 1.46% later. The real takeaway: investors will parse gibberish for hidden meaning, but sometimes a kek is just a kek.

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