kek

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.14
+0.010 (+0.01%)
5 min
$72.14
+0.010 (+0.01%)
10 min
$72.14
+0.015 (+0.02%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $348.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$347.81
-0.290 (-0.08%)
5 min
$348.24
+0.140 (+0.04%)
10 min
$348.40
+0.300 (+0.09%)

ETH

Before post: $2,588.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,590.45
+1.95 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,587.28
-1.220 (-0.05%)
10 min
$2,585.99
-2.510 (-0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225660
+0.0₃179 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.225600
+0.0₃119 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.225770
+0.0₃289 (+0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.023160
-0.0₃16 (-0.69%)
5 min
$0.023290
-0.0₄299 (-0.13%)
10 min
$0.022980
-0.0₃34 (-1.46%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "kek None" post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even when the content is essentially nothing. PayPal barely budged: a heroic +0.01% over 1 minute, holding steady at +0.02% after 10 minutes, as if the market collectively shrugged. Tesla dipped -0.08% immediately, then recovered to +0.09% in 10 minutes, because why not. ETH had a brief +0.08% hop before sliding -0.10%, while DOGE inched up +0.13%, because memes never die. GORK, the token of choice for irony enthusiasts, plunged -1.46%, because even crypto has standards. Volatility was tame compared to the last "kek" post, where ETH swung +0.14% to +0.11% and GORK rallied +2.12% before crashing back to reality. This time, the reaction was more muted, suggesting even Musk's randomness has diminishing returns. The real takeaway: markets now treat Musk's nonsense like weather forecasts—briefly noted, quickly forgotten, and utterly meaningless in the long run.

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