Kekius Maximus #1 Ranked Hardcore

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,568.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,569.23
+0.450 (+0.02%)
5 min
$2,569.86
+1.08 (+0.04%)
10 min
$2,571.12
+2.34 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.171750
+0.0₄5 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.171880
+0.0₃18 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.172000
+0.0₃299 (+0.17%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009181
+0.0₅4 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.009183
+0.0₅6 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.009214
+0.0₄37 (+0.40%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets will move for any reason, or no reason at all. ETH inched up 0.02% in the first minute, then 0.04% after five, and 0.09% after ten: a slow but steady climb, like a confused turtle scaling a hill. DOGE and GORK followed with similarly microscopic gains, though GORK’s 0.40% rise after ten minutes suggests someone, somewhere, took the bait. Compared to historical "kekius maximus" posts, this one triggered milder volatility: no wild swings, just the usual background noise of traders pretending to understand the signal in the chaos. The 83% similarity to a May 31 post that pushed ETH up 0.15% over ten minutes hints at a pattern, or perhaps just collective déjà vu. Nothing says efficient markets like parsing gibberish for trading cues.

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