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kache
@yacineMTB

the verge 4 years ago

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,627.55

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,631.15
+3.60 (+0.14%)
5 min
$2,626.78
-0.770 (-0.03%)
10 min
$2,630.49
+2.94 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.238190
+0.0₃48 (+0.20%)
5 min
$0.238090
+0.0₃379 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.238300
+0.0₃59 (+0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.028960
+0.0₃599 (+2.12%)
5 min
$0.028850
+0.0₃49 (+1.73%)
10 min
$0.028620
+0.0₃259 (+0.92%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that markets have the attention span of a goldfish on espresso. ETH wobbled like a tipsy tightrope walker: up 0.14% in 1 minute, down 0.03% in 5, then up 0.11% in 10, all while pretending it wasn’t just following DOGE’s lead. Speaking of DOGE, it delivered a masterclass in minimalism with three consecutive 0.00 price moves, somehow still managing fractional percentage gains like a participation trophy. GORK, the dark horse of this farce, stole the show with a 2.12% spike in 1 minute before remembering it’s not actually a real asset, settling for a modest 0.92% gain by minute 10. Historical context shows this post was 44% as coherent as his 2025 “grōk” masterpiece, which had even less impact—ETH barely twitched 0.01% in either direction back then. The takeaway: Musk could tweet his grocery list and traders would still front-run the avocado futures.

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