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🇺🇸 Happy birthday, America! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,555.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,554.45
-1.140 (-0.04%)
5 min
$2,552.66
-2.930 (-0.11%)
10 min
$2,551.52
-4.070 (-0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.167530
-0.0₃109 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.167390
-0.0₃25 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.167320
-0.0₃32 (-0.19%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006949
+0.0₃466 (+7.19%)
5 min
$0.007757
+0.001 (+19.65%)
10 min
$0.007556
+0.001 (+16.55%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's patriotic post triggered the usual crypto roulette, where GORK wins the lottery while ETH and DOGE yawn. ETH dipped mildly: 1min (-0.04%), 5min (-0.11%), 10min (-0.16%), as if the market sighed at another vague tweet. DOGE mirrored this with microscopic drops: 1min (-0.07%), 5min (-0.15%), 10min (-0.19%), proving even meme coins have limits to their enthusiasm. GORK, the perpetual wildcard, spiked absurdly: 1min (+7.19%), 5min (+19.65%), 10min (+16.55%), because why not. Historical context shows these posts are reliably erratic: sometimes ETH drops 0.26%, other times it gains 0.45%, while GORK flips between double-digit surges and shrugs. Volatility here is less "market reaction" and more "algorithmic dartboard." Nothing says financial markets like a token named GORK mooning because Elon wished America a happy birthday.

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