Starlink now available in Chad!

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Starlink’s high-speed internet is now available in Chad, marking the 24th country, territory or market in Africa where Starlink is available!

🛰️ 🇹🇩 ❤️ → http:// starlink.com/chad

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,583.94

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,584.91
+0.970 (+0.04%)
5 min
$2,586.06
+2.12 (+0.08%)
10 min
$2,586.98
+3.04 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.171730
+0.0₃119 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.171760
+0.0₃149 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.171930
+0.0₃319 (+0.19%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005935
-0.0₅499 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.005934
-0.0₅599 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.005942
+0.0₅2 (+0.03%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Chad announcement proves once again that Starlink expansions are the crypto market's equivalent of a caffeine drip: mild stimulation with questionable long-term benefits. ETH inched up 0.04% in the first minute, 0.08% after five, and 0.12% after ten, mirroring the tepid enthusiasm of a spreadsheet enthusiast at a fireworks show. DOGE wobbled with gains of 0.07%, 0.09%, and 0.19% over the same periods, while GORK briefly forgot it existed before a 0.03% recovery. Compared to historical Starlink posts, this ranks as "moderately whelming": Congo triggered a 0.50% Tesla bump, while Guinea-Bissau sent ETH down 0.34%. Volatility remains firmly in "snooze button" territory, suggesting traders now treat Musk's Africa updates like airline food—technically edible, but nobody’s excited. The real irony? Chad got Starlink before most of Wyoming, and the market’s response was roughly as energetic as a sloth on a treadmill.

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