We will use Grok 3.5 (maybe we should call it 4), which has advanced reasoning, to rewrite the entire corpus of human knowledge, adding missing information and deleting errors. Then retrain on that. Far too much garbage in any foundation model trained on uncorrected data.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,426.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,428.90
+2.05 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,431.06
+4.21 (+0.17%)
10 min
$2,429.11
+2.26 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.163050
+0.0₃219 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.163260
+0.0₃429 (+0.26%)
10 min
$0.163130
+0.0₃299 (+0.18%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006360
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.006340
-0.0₄2 (-0.31%)
10 min
$0.006400
+0.0₄4 (+0.63%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok musing triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH inched up 0.08% in the first minute, peaking at 0.17% after five, then settling at 0.09%—like a caffeine-deprived sloth. DOGE wobbled between 0.14% and 0.26%, while GORK swung from -0.31% to +0.63%, proving even meme coins have commitment issues. Compared to past Grok hype cycles, this was a snooze: ETH’s 0.17% peak pales against the 0.50% surge from June’s “deepsearch” post. Volatility? More like a metronome set to “mildly interested.” Nothing says “market-moving genius” like a 0.00% price change. The real mystery is why anyone still tracks GORK’s non-moves with a straight face.

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