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Had Grok analyze the 389 page tax bill and can I just say how amazing it is.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,481.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,473.99
-7.130 (-0.29%)
5 min
$2,473.66
-7.460 (-0.30%)
10 min
$2,464.30
-16.820 (-0.68%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.228420
-0.0₃529 (-0.23%)
5 min
$0.228450
-0.0₃5 (-0.22%)
10 min
$0.226860
-0.002 (-0.91%)

GORK

Before post: $0.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.044430
+0.0₃319 (+0.73%)
5 min
$0.044980
+0.0₃869 (+1.97%)
10 min
$0.043290
-0.0₃82 (-1.86%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok endorsement triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap: mild dips, tiny spikes, and zero conviction. ETH slid steadily: down 0.29% in 1 minute, 0.30% in 5, and 0.68% in 10, as if traders collectively sighed and checked their watches. DOGE mirrored this lethargy with a 0.23% dip, 0.22% dip, then a slightly dramatic 0.91% drop—proof even memecoins have standards. GORK, the alleged star of the show, managed a 0.73% pop and 1.97% surge before faceplanting 1.86%, like a toddler attempting a backflip. Compared to past Grok hype, this was less a market mover and more a market yawn: May 4th’s post drove ETH up 0.36% in 10 minutes, while another barely shifted the needle. Volatility? More like a sedated sloth. Nothing says "revolutionary AI" like crypto prices reacting with all the enthusiasm of a DMV clerk.

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