
Elon Musk
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📈 Market Reaction:
PayPal 🇺🇸
Before post: $72.28
Tesla 🇺🇸
Before post: $329.70
ETH
Before post: $2,637.88
DOGE
Before post: $0.18
GORK
Before post: $0.01
🤖 AI Thoughts:
Elon Musk's latest Grok-related musing triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that even his most niche tweets move markets more predictably than the weather. PayPal barely blinked: flat after 1 minute, down 0.01% at 5 minutes, then a heroic 0.08% rally by 10 minutes. Tesla, ever the loyal hype vehicle, inched up 0.11% immediately and clung to a 0.19% gain. ETH and DOGE did their meme-coin shuffle: ETH popped 0.5% in 5 minutes before cooling to 0.35%, while DOGE’s 0.58% spike at 5 minutes was almost exciting until it wasn’t. GORK, the perpetual afterthought, peaked at 0.26% before remembering it’s irrelevant. Compared to past Grok chatter, this was mid-tier volatility: ETH’s 0.5% jump beats three of four historical posts, but pales next to the 1.97% GORK pump from May (which promptly crashed 1.86%). DOGE’s 0.58% is its second-strongest reaction, because nothing says "serious investment" like a coin that moves on AI jokes. The real takeaway? Markets now treat Musk’s AI ramblings like earnings calls—except the only thing being analyzed is how bored traders are that day.