Must really burn NYT that they are a very distant second to 𝕏

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

The actual reason why they hate Elon Musk and publish fake stories about him

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,530.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,528.98
-1.520 (-0.06%)
5 min
$2,528.35
-2.150 (-0.08%)
10 min
$2,534.62
+4.12 (+0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.170130
-0.0₃28 (-0.16%)
5 min
$0.170240
-0.0₃17 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.170520
+0.0₃109 (+0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007090
-0.0₄299 (-0.42%)
5 min
$0.007070
-0.0₄499 (-0.70%)
10 min
$0.007100
-0.0₄199 (-0.28%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest media jab triggered the usual crypto rollercoaster, proving once again that markets have the attention span of a goldfish with a Twitter addiction. ETH dipped 0.06% in the first minute, then 0.08% at five minutes, before rebounding 0.16% at ten minutes—classic "panic, pause, profit" behavior. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.16% drop, 0.10% slide, then a 0.06% recovery, while GORK took the hardest hit initially (0.42% down) but flatlined by the ten-minute mark. Compared to historical posts, this volatility is mild: past Musk musings have swung ETH up to 0.49% and DOGE up to 0.58% within ten minutes. Today’s moves are more whisper than scream, suggesting traders are either numb to his antics or too busy fact-checking the NYT. Nothing says "efficient markets" like Dogecoin twitching because someone subtweeted a newspaper.

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