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😎 Make your espresso on the road while your Tesla drives itself 🤌

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.46

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.53
+0.062 (+0.09%)
5 min
$72.63
+0.165 (+0.23%)
10 min
$72.60
+0.134 (+0.18%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $345.65

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$345.51
-0.145 (-0.04%)
5 min
$346.72
+1.07 (+0.31%)
10 min
$346.60
+0.954 (+0.28%)

ETH

Before post: $2,474.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,467.69
-7.010 (-0.28%)
5 min
$2,473.94
-0.760 (-0.03%)
10 min
$2,481.58
+6.88 (+0.28%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.218510
-0.0₃519 (-0.24%)
5 min
$0.219050
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.220090
+0.001 (+0.48%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.020510
+0.0₄8 (+0.39%)
5 min
$0.020610
+0.0₃179 (+0.88%)
10 min
$0.020630
+0.0₃199 (+0.98%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's espresso-fueled tweet sent markets on a caffeine-like jitter, with mixed reactions across his usual playgrounds. PayPal edged up steadily: 1min (+0.09%), 5min (+0.23%), 10min (+0.18%), as if investors briefly remembered Musk used to work there. Tesla dipped initially (-0.04%) then perked up (+0.31% at 5min), proving even self-driving stocks need a moment to find their lane. ETH mirrored Tesla’s hesitation: down 0.28% at 1min, then clawed back (+0.28% at 10min), while DOGE and GORK—ever the meme-stock sidekicks—shrugged off early wobbles to post modest gains (DOGE +0.48%, GORK +0.98% at 10min). Volatility was tame by Muskian standards: no double-digit Doge spikes or ETH nosedives, just the usual "will-he-won’t-he" dance. Compared to past tweets, this one landed like a lukewarm espresso—less explosive than May 9th’s tea-sipping post (which saw GORK swing +5.27%) but more impactful than May 4th’s eyebrow-raising nothingburger. The real takeaway: markets now treat Musk’s musings like a caffeine habit—mildly stimulating, occasionally pointless, but hard to quit.

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