This really is quite the Rorschach Test

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,544.35

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,538.40
-5.950 (-0.23%)
5 min
$2,533.21
-11.140 (-0.44%)
10 min
$2,534.09
-10.260 (-0.40%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.186300
-0.0₃39 (-0.21%)
5 min
$0.185910
-0.0₃78 (-0.42%)
10 min
$0.185860
-0.0₃829 (-0.44%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009360
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.009280
-0.0₄8 (-0.85%)
10 min
$0.009310
-0.0₄499 (-0.53%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Rorschach test of a tweet left crypto markets mildly confused but mostly indifferent. ETH dipped 0.23% in the first minute, extending losses to 0.44% after five minutes before a slight recovery to 0.40% down at ten minutes. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.21% drop, worsening to 0.44% over the same period. GORK, ever the enigma, barely budged before succumbing to a 0.85% dip at five minutes. Compared to historical face-with-tears-of-joy posts, this reaction was tamer: past instances saw ETH swing between +0.14% and -0.25% in the first minute, while DOGE oscillated wildly from +0.20% to -0.19%. Volatility here was a snooze by Muskian standards—no fireworks, just a damp squib. The market’s takeaway: even cryptic Musk posts can’t always rouse crypto from its nap. Perhaps the real Rorschach test is whether anyone still cares.

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