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Imagine you need to drop off something on the other side of town Instead of driving there yourself & wasting time in traffic, your car will be able to run that errand on its own, while you work or do other things. On the way back, it could bring you your coffee order, without

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,488.11

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,484.80
-3.310 (-0.13%)
5 min
$2,492.60
+4.49 (+0.18%)
10 min
$2,500.21
+12.10 (+0.49%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.220200
-0.0₃489 (-0.22%)
5 min
$0.221150
+0.0₃46 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.221900
+0.001 (+0.55%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.020890
-0.0₄8 (-0.38%)
5 min
$0.021000
+0.0₄3 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.021190
+0.0₃22 (+1.05%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Tesla daydream sent crypto on another joyride, though the thrill was milder than usual. ETH dipped 0.13% in the first minute, then climbed 0.18% and 0.49% over 5 and 10 minutes: a textbook "Musk shrug" reaction. DOGE mirrored the pattern with a 0.22% drop, then 0.21% and 0.55% gains, while GORK—ever the wildcard—swung from -0.38% to +1.05%, proving memecoins still treat his tweets as caffeine shots. Compared to past posts, this was a snooze: the 76.76% similarity post last May saw ETH drop 0.10% initially and DOGE plunge 0.48%, while May 21st’s 50.58% similarity post sparked a 0.86% ETH rally. Volatility? More like a gentle rocking chair, at least by Musk-standard turbulence. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing heart-eye emojis to guess if your coffee will arrive via robotaxi.

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