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Ant Middleton
@antmiddleton

The only place I use to get real news from real people. MSM is dying out as quick as Labour government it would seem!

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,588.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,586.28
-1.870 (-0.07%)
5 min
$2,586.04
-2.110 (-0.08%)
10 min
$2,582.00
-6.150 (-0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.174400
+0.0₄499 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.174230
-0.0₃12 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.173790
-0.0₃56 (-0.32%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007720
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.007720
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.007730
+0.0₅999 (+0.13%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest salute to British political chaos had all the market impact of a soggy biscuit. ETH dipped mildly: -0.07% in 1 minute, -0.08% in 5, -0.22% in 10, barely a ripple compared to May's -0.36% plunge on a similar post. DOGE wobbled between +0.03% and -0.33%, proving once again that it trades on vibes, not logic. GORK, ever the enigma, flatlined before a heroic +0.13% surge—perhaps the real news here is that someone still tracks GORK. Volatility remains tame: this post scored 79% similarity to May's saluting-face incident, yet triggered only a third of the ETH sell-off. Either the market is learning, or Musk's political musings are now background noise. Nothing says "real news" like a crypto market that barely flinches at a billionaire quoting a reality TV star about media decay. The revolution will not be televised, but it might get a 0.2% discount on Ethereum.

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