
Elon Musk
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📈 Market Reaction:
ETH
Before post: $2,606.11
DOGE
Before post: $0.18
GORK
Before post: $0.01
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Elon Musk's latest cryptic emoji post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even nothing. ETH dipped 0.07% in the first minute, then wobbled to a 0.16% gain over 10 minutes, showcasing the classic "panic then shrug" pattern. DOGE mirrored this with a negligible 0.07% drop, then a 0.02% rise, as if the market briefly remembered it was supposed to care. GORK, ever the drama queen, swung 0.25% down before recovering, because why not. Compared to historical posts, this reaction was tame: past "face_with_tears_of_joy" episodes saw ETH swings up to 0.40% and DOGE spikes of 0.45%, making today's moves look like a sleepy yawn. Volatility here is less "market frenzy" and more "collective muscle memory." Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms trading based on an emoji they've seen five times before. At least the bots are consistent in their inconsistency.