I'm not crying, you are

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,349.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,354.99
+5.38 (+0.23%)
5 min
$2,356.73
+7.12 (+0.30%)
10 min
$2,361.57
+11.96 (+0.51%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.207900
+0.0₃45 (+0.22%)
5 min
$0.208210
+0.0₃76 (+0.37%)
10 min
$0.208550
+0.001 (+0.53%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Dogecoin's latest emotional outburst triggered a market reaction as subtle as its humor. ETH saw modest gains: 1min (+0.23%), 5min (+0.30%), 10min (+0.51%), while DOGE mirrored with microscopic moves: 1min (+0.22%), 5min (+0.37%), 10min (+0.53%). Volatility remains tame compared to historical tantrums: the May 9 post ("we don t deserve doges") sparked weaker ETH swings (-0.04% to +0.09%) and DOGE dips (-0.22% to +0.08%). Apparently, crypto markets now treat existential Doge crises with the same enthusiasm as a lukewarm cup of coffee.

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