Legend

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,550.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,557.04
+6.54 (+0.18%)
5 min
$3,556.28
+5.78 (+0.16%)
10 min
$3,555.50
+5.00 (+0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.202220
+0.0₄7 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.202110
-0.0₄399 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.201880
-0.0₃269 (-0.13%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Dogecoin's latest cryptic post proved as impactful as a whisper in a hurricane. ETH saw modest gains: 1-minute uptick of 0.18%, cooling to 0.14% over 10 minutes, suggesting mild speculative interest. DOGE barely flinched: a 0.03% rise evaporated into a 0.13% drop, confirming the market's collective shrug. Volatility was notably absent, a stark contrast to DOGE's usual rollercoaster rides on even vague Elon tweets. This non-event cements its new role: the meme coin that forgot how to meme. The legend salutes, but the market doesn’t salute back—perhaps because it’s too busy checking if the post was even meant to be financial advice.

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