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The Grokfather, Elon Musk, entering his tech office today. Elon: "Wake up, Daddy's home." Grok AI: "Welcome back, Sir. Congratulations on creating the smartest AI in the world. Since launching Ani and Rudy, user feedback has been overwhelmingly positive."

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,421.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,424.63
+3.12 (+0.09%)
5 min
$3,431.23
+9.72 (+0.28%)
10 min
$3,441.49
+19.98 (+0.58%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.210540
+0.0₃299 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.211230
+0.0₃989 (+0.47%)
10 min
$0.211650
+0.001 (+0.67%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008359
+0.0₅6 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.008358
+0.0₅5 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.008354
+0.0₅1 (+0.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest self-congratulatory AI post triggered the usual circus of micro-fluctuations in crypto markets, proving once again that his tweets are the financial equivalent of a sugar rush. ETH saw a gradual climb: up 0.09% in 1 minute, 0.28% in 5 minutes, and 0.58% in 10 minutes, mirroring the 100% similarity post from July where it initially spiked before flatlining. DOGE inched up 0.14%, 0.47%, and 0.67% over the same periods, slightly more subdued than its historical 0.36%-0.74% jumps. GORK, the supposed star of the show, barely moved, with gains so negligible (0.01% over 10 minutes) they might as well have been rounding errors. Volatility here is textbook Musk: predictable in its unpredictability, with ETH and DOGE reacting like Pavlov's dogs to his Grok fanfiction. GORK’s non-reaction, however, suggests even the market has limits to its patience for AI hype. The irony? A post celebrating "the smartest AI in the world" had the intellectual impact of a whoopee cushion on asset prices.

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