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Dogan Ural
@doganuraldesign

You think you can't announce waifu as a feature and a government defense deal on the same day... But this is xAI

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,941.60

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,945.62
+4.02 (+0.14%)
5 min
$2,950.31
+8.71 (+0.30%)
10 min
$2,940.67
-0.930 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.189620
+0.0₃68 (+0.36%)
5 min
$0.190340
+0.001 (+0.74%)
10 min
$0.189710
+0.0₃769 (+0.41%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007356
-0.0₅2 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.007370
+0.0₄119 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.007375
+0.0₄169 (+0.23%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even if they don't understand it. ETH saw a quick 0.14% bump in the first minute, climbed to 0.30% by five minutes, then gave back most gains to end at -0.03% after ten: classic pump-and-whimper behavior. DOGE edged up steadily, peaking at 0.74% before settling at 0.41%, while GORK shrugged off initial indifference to finish 0.23% higher: the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. Compared to historical posts with similar vibes (70%+ similarity scores), this one landed in the middle of the pack: not as explosive as May 27th’s 0.58% DOGE rally, but better than June 6th’s flatlining ETH response. Volatility remains tame by Musk-standard absurdity, suggesting even traders are getting numb to his word salad. Nothing says "healthy market" like algorithms parsing emojis for hidden defense contract clues.

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