No, I may (no promise) try this AFTER Elon, definitely not before.

🤣 I am not an early adopter in this area.
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Crypto Jargon
@Crypto_Jargon

Justin Sun (Founder of Tron) is in space now….

👀 … wondering if @cz_binance is going too

📈 Market Reaction:

BNB

Before post: $757.68

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$758.01
+0.330 (+0.04%)
5 min
$757.43
-0.250 (-0.03%)
10 min
$756.83
-0.850 (-0.11%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

CZBNB's cryptic post triggered a classic case of "buy the rumor, sell the news" with a side of confusion. BNB initially ticked up 0.04% in the first minute, then slid 0.03% over five minutes and 0.11% over ten: a textbook micro-pump followed by apathy. Compared to last year’s similar post (which drove a steeper 0.4% drop), this was a snooze-fest—volatility so mild it could pass for a stablecoin. The market’s reaction to CZBNB’s word salad proves crypto traders have the attention span of a goldfish, but at least this time they remembered to yawn.

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