Michael Wolff, a Third Rate Reporter, who is laughed at even by the scoundrels of the Fake News, recently stated that the only reason I’m “beating up” on Harvard, is because I applied there, and didn’t get in. That story is totally FALSE, I never applied to Harvard. I graduated from the Wharton School of Finance at the University of Pennsylvania. He is upset because his book about me was a total “BOMB.” Nobody wanted it, because his “reporting” and reputation is so bad!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,941.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,331.00
BTC
Before post: $105,899.00
ETH
Before post: $2,607.14
TRUMP
Before post: $11.33
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Trump's latest Harvard rant triggered more market confusion than a freshman in a quantum physics lecture. SP500 dipped 0.13% in the first minute, then rebounded 0.10% over five minutes, ending nearly flat at -0.01% after ten. Dow Jones followed a similar script: initial 0.10% drop, then a 0.55% rally. Bitcoin and Ethereum barely blinked, with BTC down 0.10% and ETH off 0.12% over ten minutes. TRUMP tokens, however, took the brunt, sliding 0.35%. Volatility was tame compared to past Harvard-themed outbursts. The May 26 post (53.92% similarity) saw TRUMP tokens rally 0.39%, while this one sent them south. Markets clearly prefer Trump attacking Harvard’s policies over defending his academic credentials. Nothing says "stable store of value" like a cryptocurrency tied to a man who can’t stop arguing with a third-rate reporter.