I have an idea for the Democrats to bring them back into “play.” After years of being left out in the cold, including suffering one of the Greatest Losses in History, the 2024 Presidential Election, the Democrats should nominate Low IQ Candidate, Jasmine Crockett, for President, and AOC+3 should be, respectively, Vice President, and three High Level Members of the Cabinet – Added together with our future Communist Mayor of New York City, Zohran Mamdani, and our Country is really SCREWED!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,146.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $43,272.00
BTC
Before post: $107,692.25
ETH
Before post: $2,426.98
TRUMP
Before post: $9.05
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets yawn at Trump's latest political trolling, treating it like background noise in a circus tent. SP500 barely twitched: up 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.01% in 5, 0.02% in 10. Dow Jones mimicked a sleepy sloth: 0.03%, 0.04%, 0.05%. BTC shrugged with a 0.13% rebound after a brief dip, while ETH perked up 0.40%—perhaps crypto traders found the irony amusing. TRUMP token inched up 0.22%, proving even memecoins have a higher tolerance for drama than equities. Volatility was milder than a lukewarm tea party: compare this to historical posts where similar rants sparked 0.15% SP500 swings or BTC bouncing 0.26%. Today’s reaction suggests Wall Street has upgraded from "mildly amused" to "actively ignoring" political theatrics. Nothing says "stable markets" like a former president suggesting a communist mayor and low-IQ candidates while asset prices barely flinch. The real tragedy? Traders might need juicier material to justify their caffeine intake.