It’s finally happened, the Democrats have crossed the line. Zohran Mamdani, a 100% Communist Lunatic, has just won the Dem Primary, and is on his way to becoming Mayor. We’ve had Radical Lefties before, but this is getting a little ridiculous. He looks TERRIBLE, his voice is grating, he’s not very smart, he’s got AOC+3, Dummies ALL, backing him, and even our Great Palestinian Senator, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, is groveling over him. Yes, this is a big moment in the History of our Country!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,143.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $43,252.00
BTC
Before post: $107,540.00
ETH
Before post: $2,421.38
TRUMP
Before post: $9.03
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Trump’s latest rant about a "communist lunatic" winning a primary delivered the market equivalent of a shrug with extra steps. SP500 edged up 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.08% in 5, and 0.07% in 10, while the Dow mirrored this with 0.06%, 0.09%, and 0.11% gains. Crypto showed more enthusiasm: BTC rose 0.13%, 0.13%, then 0.26%, and ETH outpaced with 0.16%, 0.35%, and 0.60%. TRUMP tokens, ever the loyalists, climbed 0.22%, 0.33%, and 0.44%. Volatility was milder than a Trump supporter at a vegan potluck: compared to past posts, this one lacked the usual knee-jerk dips, suggesting the market now treats his political theatrics as background noise. Nothing says "big moment in history" like a 0.44% bump for a meme token named after the man himself.