
Stupid AOC, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, one of the “dumbest” people in Congress, is now calling for my Impeachment, despite the fact that the Crooked and Corrupt Democrats have already done that twice before. The reason for her “rantings” is all of the Victories that the U.S.A. has had under the Trump Administration. The Democrats aren’t used to WINNING, and she can’t stand the concept of our Country being successful again. When we examine her Test Scores, we will find out that she is NOT qualified for office but, nevertheless, far more qualified than Crockett, who is a seriously Low IQ individual, or Ilhan Omar, who does nothing but complain about our Country, yet the Failed Country that she comes from doesn’t have a Government, is drenched in Crime and Poverty, and is rated one of the WORST in the World, if it’s even rated at all. How dare “The Mouse” tells us how to run the United States of America! We’re just now coming back from that Radical Left experiment with Sleepy Joe, Kamala, and “THE AUTOPEN,” in charge. What a disaster it was! AOC should be forced to take the Cognitive Test that I just completed at Walter Reed Medical Center, as part of my Physical. As the Doctor in charge said, “President Trump ACED it,” meaning, I got every answer right. Instead of her constant complaining, Alexandria should go back home to Queens, where I was also brought up, and straighten out her filthy, disgusting, crime ridden streets, in the District she “represents,” and which she never goes to anymore. She better start worrying about her own Primary, before she thinks about beating our Great Palestinian Senator, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, whose career is definitely on very thin ice! She and her Democrat friends have just hit the Lowest Poll Numbers in Congressional History, so go ahead and try Impeaching me, again, MAKE MY DAY!
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets shrugged off Trump's latest rant like a bad sitcom rerun, with crypto oddly playing the laugh track. SP500 dipped 0.08% in the first minute, settling at -0.06% over 10 minutes: a yawn wrapped in a shrug. Dow Jones faked concern with a 0.16% drop, then remembered it had brunch plans and halved the loss. Crypto, ever the contrarian, rallied: BTC up 0.32% and ETH 0.74%, proving digital assets thrive on chaos like seagulls on discarded fries. TRUMP coin wobbled between +0.22% and zero, as if unsure whether to take itself seriously. Volatility was milder than a Midwest spice rack compared to historical tantrums—no April 30th-style 0.43% Dow plunges here. Even STOXX50’s 0.02% drop suggested Europe skimmed the headline and went back to espresso. Nothing says "stable markets" like Bitcoin rising alongside insults about cognitive tests and crime rates. Perhaps traders now price in tweets as reliably as weather forecasts—wrong often, but great for small talk.