I am pleased to nominate Paul Ingrassia to head the United States Office of Special Counsel (OSC). Paul is a highly respected attorney, writer, and Constitutional Scholar, who has done a tremendous job serving as my White House Liaison for Homeland Security. Paul holds degrees from both Cornell Law School and Fordham University, where he majored in Mathematics and Economics, graduating near the top of his class. Congratulations Paul!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,916.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,911.50
-5.000 (-0.08%)
5 min
$5,910.25
-6.250 (-0.11%)
10 min
$5,911.25
-5.250 (-0.09%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,249.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,218.00
-31.000 (-0.07%)
5 min
$42,205.00
-44.000 (-0.10%)
10 min
$42,206.00
-43.000 (-0.10%)

BTC

Before post: $106,359.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$106,203.83
-156.010 (-0.15%)
5 min
$106,188.59
-171.250 (-0.16%)
10 min
$106,181.58
-178.260 (-0.17%)

ETH

Before post: $2,667.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,663.63
-3.470 (-0.13%)
5 min
$2,659.26
-7.840 (-0.29%)
10 min
$2,658.11
-8.990 (-0.34%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.07
-0.010 (-0.08%)
5 min
$12.05
-0.030 (-0.25%)
10 min
$12.07
-0.010 (-0.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's latest nomination post was as enthusiastic as a Monday morning staff meeting. SP500 dipped 0.08% in 1 minute, 0.11% in 5 minutes, and 0.09% in 10 minutes, while Dow Jones mirrored the lethargy with drops of 0.07%, 0.10%, and 0.10%. Crypto wasn’t spared: BTC slid 0.15%, 0.16%, and 0.17%, and ETH fared worse at 0.13%, 0.29%, and 0.34%. Even TRUMP tokens wobbled, down 0.08%, 0.25%, and 0.08%. Compared to historical nominations, this was notably tepid. Past announcements often sparked minor rallies, like the 0.15% SP500 bump for Emil Bove or BTC’s 0.23% rise. Today’s moves fit the "meh" category, with volatility well below the average nomination-induced flutter. Nothing says "market-moving news" like a collective shrug and a half-percent dip. Perhaps Paul’s math degree should have included a module on rallying traders.

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