It is my great honor to nominate Emil Bove to serve as a Judge on the United States Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit. Emil is a distinguished graduate of Georgetown Law, and served as Assistant U.S. Attorney in the Southern District of New York for nearly a decade, where he was the Co-Chief of the Terrorism and International Narcotics Unit. Emil is SMART, TOUGH, and respected by everyone. He will end the Weaponization of Justice, restore the Rule of Law, and do anything else that is necessary to, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. Emil Bove will never let you down!
📈 Market Reaction:
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets yawn at judicial nominations but perk up slightly for the MAGA-branded ones. SP500: up 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.15% in 5, 0.09% in 10. Dow Jones: up 0.05%, 0.12%, 0.06% over same periods. Crypto showed more enthusiasm: BTC up 0.12%, 0.23%, 0.21%; ETH rallied harder at 0.32%, 0.58%, 0.59%. TRUMP token, ever the sycophant, gained 0.41%, 0.57%, 0.49%. Volatility here is tame compared to historical reactions: past similar posts moved markets by fractions of a percent, with crypto often leading the charge. This time, ETH outpaced BTC—perhaps a nod to the "smart" nominee. Nothing says "restoring the rule of law" like a 0.59% bump in Ethereum. The algorithm clearly thinks justice is a speculative asset.