ISRAEL. DO NOT DROP THOSE BOMBS. IF YOU DO IT IS A MAJOR VIOLATION. BRING YOUR PILOTS HOME, NOW! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,124.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,124.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$6,125.75
+1.75 (+0.03%)
10 min
$6,123.25
-0.750 (-0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,198.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,198.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$43,207.00
+9.00 (+0.02%)
10 min
$43,199.00
+1.000 (+0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $105,233.68

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,258.01
+24.33 (+0.02%)
5 min
$105,263.11
+29.43 (+0.03%)
10 min
$105,270.91
+37.23 (+0.04%)

ETH

Before post: $2,409.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,414.31
+4.78 (+0.20%)
5 min
$2,413.48
+3.95 (+0.16%)
10 min
$2,413.59
+4.06 (+0.17%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.30
-0.010 (-0.11%)
5 min
$9.32
+0.010 (+0.11%)
10 min
$9.32
+0.010 (+0.11%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,293.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,293.67
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,302.85
+9.18 (+0.17%)
10 min
$5,299.90
+6.23 (+0.12%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrugged off Trump's plea for de-escalation like a bored audience at a diplomatic summit. SP500: flat at 1min, +0.03% at 5min, then a shrug to -0.01% at 10min. Dow Jones mirrored this with a yawn-inducing +0.02% at 5min before flatlining. Crypto, ever the drama queens, edged up: BTC +0.04% over 10min, ETH +0.17%, as if betting on geopolitical whiplash. TRUMP coin wobbled -0.11% initially, then recovered to +0.11%, proving even meme coins have commitment issues. Volatility was tame compared to historical tantrums: past posts with 55% similarity saw BTC swing +/- 0.5% and ETH nearly 2%, while today’s moves were more "elevator music" than "mosh pit." The irony? A call to avoid bombs moved markets less than a typo in a crypto whitepaper.

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