The GREAT B-2 pilots have just landed, safely, in Missouri. Thank you for a job well done!!! DONAKD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $99,618.88

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$99,560.17
-58.710 (-0.06%)
5 min
$99,307.15
-311.730 (-0.31%)
10 min
$99,501.95
-116.930 (-0.12%)

ETH

Before post: $2,192.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,193.32
+1.14 (+0.05%)
5 min
$2,184.31
-7.870 (-0.36%)
10 min
$2,193.83
+1.65 (+0.08%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.55

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.53
-0.020 (-0.23%)
5 min
$8.53
-0.020 (-0.23%)
10 min
$8.55
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's B-2 pilot post was as muted as a stealth bomber's engine noise. BTC dipped slightly: down 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.31% in 5 minutes, then partially recovered to -0.12% at 10 minutes. ETH wobbled like a rookie pilot: +0.05% at 1 minute, -0.36% at 5 minutes, then a shaky +0.08% at 10. TRUMP token barely moved, as if the market collectively shrugged and said "None." Volatility was tame compared to historical posts: no nuclear-site-attack-level spikes, just parade-grade indifference. The 43.99% similarity post saw BTC rise marginally, while the 43.96% one mirrored this post's minor BTC drop—consistency in irrelevance. Nothing says "market-moving event" like a safe landing in Missouri and a typo.

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