We know exactly where the so-called “Supreme Leader” is hiding. He is an easy target, but is safe there - We are not going to take him out (kill!), at least not for now. But we don’t want missiles shot at civilians, or American soldiers. Our patience is wearing thin. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,023.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,511.00
BTC
Before post: $104,182.03
ETH
Before post: $2,488.99
TRUMP
Before post: $9.46
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets yawn at geopolitical saber-rattling, treating it like a rerun of a mediocre reality show. SP500: initial 1-minute pop of +0.02% fizzled into -0.04% over 10 minutes, mirroring the Dow’s -0.05% slide. BTC and ETH showed crypto’s usual ADHD: BTC wobbled from +0.05% to flat, while ETH flipped from +0.13% to -0.10%. TRUMP token barely moved, suggesting even meme traders find this script stale. Volatility was milder than a decaf latte compared to past posts: no wild swings like the -0.18% BTC drop after the Boulder attack or the +0.15% SP500 rally post-hostage news. This post scored a 42% similarity to previous rants, yet markets reacted with the enthusiasm of a nap. Nothing says "stable markets" like a former president musing about assassinations while traders check their lunch orders.