We have completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran, including Fordow, Natanz, and Esfahan. All planes are now outside of Iran air space. A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site, Fordow. All planes are safely on their way home. Congratulations to our great American Warriors. There is not another military in the World that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
📈 Market Reaction:
BTC
Before post: $100,982.00
ETH
Before post: $2,226.90
TRUMP
Before post: $8.79
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets love geopolitical chaos, but only when it's delivered with a side of predictability. BTC spiked 0.53% in 1 minute, 0.74% in 5, and 1.13% in 10, suggesting crypto traders see war as a buy signal—unless it’s yesterday’s war, which only got a 0.50% bump. ETH outperformed with a 3.27% surge, proving altcoins are the drama queens of risk assets. TRUMP tokens rallied 2.28%, because nothing says "stable store of value" like a political meme coin. Volatility here is oddly tame compared to historical posts: the 100% identical June 21 post saw BTC dip first then rise, while today’s version skipped the dip and went straight to euphoria. Either markets learned to front-run the playbook, or everyone’s too numb to panic. The irony? A post celebrating destruction triggered more green candles than most Fed announcements. Peace through superior firepower, indeed.