The GREAT B-2 pilots have just landed, safely, in Missouri. Thank you for a job well done!!! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $99,403.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$99,480.02
+76.41 (+0.08%)
5 min
$99,420.01
+16.40 (+0.02%)
10 min
$99,389.01
-14.600 (-0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,188.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,193.36
+4.47 (+0.20%)
5 min
$2,189.00
+0.110 (+0.01%)
10 min
$2,187.33
-1.560 (-0.07%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.54
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$8.53
-0.010 (-0.12%)
10 min
$8.53
-0.010 (-0.12%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at Trump's B-2 landing post, proving not all presidential updates are created equal. BTC showed a fleeting 0.08% uptick in the first minute, then fizzled to a 0.01% dip by minute 10: the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH mirrored this with a 0.20% initial pop before retreating 0.07%, while TRUMP tokens flatlined like a teleprompter on mute. Volatility here is tamer than a Mar-a-Lago brunch: the 99% similar June 22 post saw BTC drop 0.31% in 5 minutes, making today's moves look like a snooze fest. Even the "great parade" post stirred more action, with TRUMP tokens rallying 0.30%. Nothing says "market-moving event" like a 0.00% change in TRUMP tokens—clearly, investors reserve their enthusiasm for posts involving nuclear sites or commencement speeches.

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