I will be giving an Address to the Nation at 10:00 P.M., at the White House, regarding our very successful military operation in Iran. This is an HISTORIC MOMENT FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, ISRAEL, AND THE WORLD. IRAN MUST NOW AGREE TO END THIS WAR. THANK YOU!

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $101,907.60

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$101,981.49
+73.89 (+0.07%)
5 min
$102,114.00
+206.40 (+0.20%)
10 min
$102,790.57
+882.97 (+0.87%)

ETH

Before post: $2,274.37

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,279.70
+5.33 (+0.23%)
5 min
$2,279.30
+4.93 (+0.22%)
10 min
$2,292.60
+18.23 (+0.80%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.95
+0.020 (+0.22%)
5 min
$8.96
+0.030 (+0.34%)
10 min
$9.03
+0.100 (+1.12%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's latest military chest-thumping elicited a market yawn with extra steps. BTC inched up 0.07% in 1 minute, 0.20% in 5, and 0.87% in 10, while ETH mirrored the lethargy with 0.23%, 0.22%, and 0.80% gains. TRUMP tokens, ever the sycophants, managed a 1.12% rise over 10 minutes—hardly the "historic" surge one might expect from such a proclamation. Compared to past similar posts, this reaction was notably tamer: June's nuclear site announcement sparked BTC jumps twice as large, and ETH once tripled these gains. Volatility here is more "gentle breeze" than "shock and awe." Nothing says market confidence like crypto barely budging while a man threatens global stability from his keyboard.

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