President Putin called this morning to very nicely wish me a Happy Birthday, but to more importantly, talk about Iran, a country he knows very well. We talked at length. Much less time was spent talking about Russia/Ukraine, but that will be for next week. He is doing the planned prisoner swaps - large numbers of prisoners are being exchanged, immediately, from both sides. The call lasted approximately 1 hour. He feels, as do I, this war in Israel-Iran should end, to which I explained, his war should also end.

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $104,843.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,885.36
+41.87 (+0.04%)
5 min
$104,911.76
+68.27 (+0.07%)
10 min
$104,949.89
+106.40 (+0.10%)

ETH

Before post: $2,507.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,510.91
+2.92 (+0.12%)
5 min
$2,511.50
+3.51 (+0.14%)
10 min
$2,511.90
+3.91 (+0.16%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.95

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.94
-0.010 (-0.10%)
5 min
$9.95
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$9.98
+0.030 (+0.30%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at geopolitical theater, preferring crypto’s slow drip over Trump’s Putin fanfic. BTC inched up 0.04% in the first minute, 0.07% in five, and 0.10% in ten, a lukewarm reaction compared to historical Putin call posts where it jumped 0.28%. ETH showed slightly more enthusiasm with 0.12%, 0.14%, and 0.16% gains, though still tamer than past 0.21% spikes. TRUMP coin wobbled between -0.10% and +0.30%, proving even meme coins find this script stale. Volatility was a snooze: today’s moves were half the amplitude of similar June 4 posts, suggesting traders now file Putin-Trump chats under “background noise.” The May 17 post, which actually hinted at call timing, triggered sharper drops (-2.57% for TRUMP coin), making today’s non-event look like a market sedative. Nothing says “stable markets” like investors betting on crypto over geopolitics because at least Bitcoin’s drama is predictable.

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