I gave Iran chance after chance to make a deal. I told them, in the strongest of words, to “just do it,” but no matter how hard they tried, no matter how close they got, they just couldn’t get it done. I told them it would be much worse than anything they know, anticipated, or were told, that the United States makes the best and most lethal military equipment anywhere in the World, BY FAR, and that Israel has a lot of it, with much more to come - And they know how to use it. Certain Iranian hardliner’s spoke bravely, but they didn’t know what was about to happen. They are all DEAD now, and it will only get worse! There has already been great death and destruction, but there is still time to make this slaughter, with the next already planned attacks being even more brutal, come to an end. Iran must make a deal, before there is nothing left, and save what was once known as the Iranian Empire. No more death, no more destruction, JUST DO IT, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. God Bless You All!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,979.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,980.25
+0.500 (+0.01%)
5 min
$5,975.25
-4.500 (-0.08%)
10 min
$5,974.75
-5.000 (-0.08%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,483.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,498.00
+15.00 (+0.04%)
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$42,462.00
-21.000 (-0.05%)
10 min
$42,459.00
-24.000 (-0.06%)

BTC

Before post: $104,735.52

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$104,860.50
+124.98 (+0.12%)
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$104,846.48
+110.96 (+0.11%)
10 min
$104,497.99
-237.530 (-0.23%)

ETH

Before post: $2,514.32

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$2,523.87
+9.55 (+0.38%)
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$2,520.77
+6.45 (+0.26%)
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$2,510.13
-4.190 (-0.17%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.98

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$10.02
+0.040 (+0.40%)
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$10.02
+0.040 (+0.40%)
10 min
$9.95
-0.030 (-0.30%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,285.73

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$5,287.73
+2.00 (+0.04%)
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$5,287.17
+1.44 (+0.03%)
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$5,283.82
-1.910 (-0.04%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets briefly mistook Trump's Iran post for a script from a rejected action movie sequel before settling into their usual nervous shuffle. SP500: initial 1-minute pop of +0.01% faded to -0.08% at 10 minutes, mirroring the Dow's trajectory from +0.04% to -0.06%. Crypto showed split personality disorder: BTC swung from +0.12% to -0.23%, while ETH managed a modest +0.38% before giving back half. TRUMP coin briefly rode the rhetoric wave (+0.40%) before reality bit (-0.30%). Volatility landed squarely in "meh" territory compared to historical precedent: similar Iran-related posts triggered 2-3x larger moves last month, suggesting desensitization or traders finally learning to check the sender before panic-buying. Nothing says "risk-on" like geopolitical brinkmanship that somehow leaves both oil prices and Alcatraz-themed memecoins unmoved.

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