The Wall Street Journal has No Idea what my thoughts are concerning Iran!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,942.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,940.50
-1.750 (-0.03%)
5 min
$5,941.00
-1.250 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,942.75
+0.500 (+0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,907.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,919.00
+12.00 (+0.03%)
5 min
$41,913.00
+6.00 (+0.01%)
10 min
$41,925.00
+18.00 (+0.04%)

BTC

Before post: $104,784.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,769.86
-14.530 (-0.01%)
5 min
$104,648.40
-135.990 (-0.13%)
10 min
$104,617.85
-166.540 (-0.16%)

ETH

Before post: $2,525.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,524.47
-0.540 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,521.01
-4.000 (-0.16%)
10 min
$2,518.18
-6.830 (-0.27%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.34

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.33
-0.010 (-0.11%)
5 min
$9.34
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$9.32
-0.020 (-0.21%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,220.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,220.63
+0.240 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,220.83
+0.440 (+0.01%)
10 min
$5,220.25
-0.140 (0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at Trump's latest Iran musings like a cat ignoring a half-hearted toy toss. SP500 dipped 0.03% in the first minute, then wobbled to a 0.01% gain after 10 minutes: textbook noise. Dow Jones edged up 0.04% over 10 minutes, proving blue chips care more about coffee spills than geopolitical ambiguity. Crypto took a mild hit: BTC down 0.16%, ETH down 0.27%, suggesting crypto traders briefly mistook "no idea" for "nuclear codes." TRUMP token dipped 0.21%, because even meme coins have trust issues. Volatility was tame compared to historical posts: no wild swings like the 0.36% BTC drop when he called Tucker Carlson "kooky." This ranks as a 2/10 on the Trump Shock Scale—somewhere between a yawn and a muted sigh. Nothing says "stable markets" like investors parsing a former president’s feud with a newspaper as if it were a Fed statement.

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