Somebody please explain to kooky Tucker Carlson that,” IRAN CAN NOT HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON!”

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,025.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,019.25
-5.750 (-0.10%)
5 min
$6,017.25
-7.750 (-0.13%)
10 min
$6,015.00
-10.000 (-0.17%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,471.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,443.00
-28.000 (-0.07%)
5 min
$42,421.00
-50.000 (-0.12%)
10 min
$42,416.00
-55.000 (-0.13%)

BTC

Before post: $107,906.97

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,605.01
-301.960 (-0.28%)
5 min
$107,553.42
-353.550 (-0.33%)
10 min
$107,514.67
-392.300 (-0.36%)

ETH

Before post: $2,591.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,571.21
-20.090 (-0.78%)
5 min
$2,573.92
-17.380 (-0.67%)
10 min
$2,572.21
-19.090 (-0.74%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.80
-0.040 (-0.41%)
5 min
$9.80
-0.040 (-0.41%)
10 min
$9.80
-0.040 (-0.41%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets don't appreciate geopolitical kookiness, even when it's directed at Tucker Carlson. SP500 dipped 0.17% over 10 minutes, Dow Jones down 0.13%, BTC slid 0.36%, and ETH took a 0.74% hit: classic risk-off behavior, though barely a blip compared to historical Trump-induced swings. Volatility here is tame by Trump standards—previous Iran-related posts saw wilder swings, like that time BTC jumped 0.28% after a Putin call or when the Dow inexplicably rallied 1.13% mid-tweetstorm. The real tragedy? TRUMP coin barely budged, proving even meme markets have standards.

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