The AUTOPEN should have stopped Iran a long time ago from “enriching.” Under our potential Agreement — WE WILL NOT ALLOW ANY ENRICHMENT OF URANIUM!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,946.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,945.50
-1.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,945.25
-1.250 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,944.00
-2.500 (-0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,356.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,357.00
+1.000 (+0.00%)
5 min
$42,355.00
-1.000 (0.00%)
10 min
$42,834.00
+478.00 (+1.13%)

BTC

Before post: $105,142.86

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,179.98
+37.12 (+0.04%)
5 min
$105,071.99
-70.870 (-0.07%)
10 min
$105,203.17
+60.31 (+0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $2,570.74

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,569.11
-1.630 (-0.06%)
5 min
$2,566.31
-4.430 (-0.17%)
10 min
$2,571.30
+0.560 (+0.02%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.34

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.36
+0.020 (+0.18%)
5 min
$11.34
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$11.37
+0.030 (+0.26%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's uranium post sparked more confusion than a crossword puzzle in a tornado: markets barely flinched, but the Dow decided to throw a surprise party. SP500 dipped mildly: 1min (-0.02%), 5min (-0.02%), 10min (-0.04%), while the Dow swung from flat to a 1.13% gain in 10 minutes—because nothing says stability like geopolitical tweets and erratic blue chips. BTC and ETH wobbled like a toddler on caffeine: BTC briefly negative before inching up, ETH dipped then barely recovered. TRUMP tokens, ever the loyalists, edged up 0.26%—because irony loves company. Compared to May's Iranian oil post (53.7% similarity), this was a snooze fest: that one saw sharper SP500 drops (-0.13% in 5min) and crypto panic (BTC -0.18% in 10min). Today's "volatility" was less "market shock" and more "collective shrug." The takeaway: markets now treat Trump's uranium rants like a broken clock—occasionally right, mostly background noise. The Dow’s random 478-point rally? Either algorithmic mischief or someone misread "uranium" as "unicorns."

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