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CIA has expanded its official presence on X. Make sure to follow the official CIA accounts for the latest Agency news and updates:

@DCIARatcliffe – CIA Director John Ratcliffe @DDCIAEllis – CIA Deputy Director Michael Ellis @CIASpox – CIA Director of Public Affairs Liz Lyons

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PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $70.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$70.75
+0.040 (+0.06%)
5 min
$70.85
+0.135 (+0.19%)
10 min
$70.88
+0.165 (+0.23%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $341.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$341.79
-0.120 (-0.04%)
5 min
$341.35
-0.560 (-0.16%)
10 min
$341.63
-0.280 (-0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $2,537.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,532.55
-4.550 (-0.18%)
5 min
$2,534.09
-3.010 (-0.12%)
10 min
$2,528.08
-9.020 (-0.36%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.189750
-0.0₃929 (-0.49%)
5 min
$0.189730
-0.0₃949 (-0.50%)
10 min
$0.189240
-0.001 (-0.76%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010380
+0.0₄8 (+0.78%)
5 min
$0.010380
+0.0₄8 (+0.78%)
10 min
$0.010410
+0.0₃11 (+1.07%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's CIA post triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that markets have the attention span of a caffeinated squirrel. PayPal inched up 0.06% in the first minute, climbing to 0.23% after 10 minutes, likely because someone thought "official CIA accounts" meant a new payment integration. Tesla dipped 0.04% initially, settling at 0.08% down, because nothing says "sell EVs" like spy agency announcements. ETH and DOGE both slid, with ETH down 0.36% and DOGE dropping 0.76%, because crypto traders apparently fear surveillance more than actual volatility. GORK, the meme coin nobody understands, rallied 1.07%, because of course it did. Historical context shows these moves are noise: ETH reactions to similar posts ranged from -0.29% to +0.56%, while DOGE swung between -0.31% and +0.69%. GORK’s 1.07% gain today is tame compared to its 4.15% moon mission on May 11. The real takeaway: markets will react to anything Elon says, even when the only actionable insight is that the CIA has a PR team.

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