Starship to Mars

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,631.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,621.10
-10.790 (-0.41%)
5 min
$2,627.30
-4.590 (-0.17%)
10 min
$2,630.48
-1.410 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.204670
-0.0₃77 (-0.37%)
5 min
$0.204560
-0.0₃88 (-0.43%)
10 min
$0.205110
-0.0₃33 (-0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011200
-0.0₄2 (-0.18%)
5 min
$0.011220
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.011200
-0.0₄2 (-0.18%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "starship to mars None" post triggered the usual crypto Pavlovian drool, albeit with less enthusiasm than a Monday morning coffee run. ETH dipped 0.41% in the first minute, then pared losses to 0.05% after 10 minutes, mirroring the May 26 post's trajectory but with half the drama. DOGE wobbled 0.37% downward, proving even meme coins get existential about Mars missions. GORK barely blinked, suggesting its investors are either geniuses or asleep. Volatility was tame compared to historical reactions: the May 26 post saw ETH drop 0.39% initially, while a launch announcement actually pumped GORK by 4.3%—because nothing says "sound investment" like betting on Elon's punctuation. The market's takeaway: Musk's tweets move crypto more than SEC filings, but this time, the apathy was almost poetic. Starship to Mars? More like shrugs to charts.

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