If all goes well, Starship launches tomorrow

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Starship stacked for flight

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,536.88

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,540.99
+4.11 (+0.16%)
5 min
$2,536.63
-0.250 (-0.01%)
10 min
$2,538.49
+1.61 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224220
+0.0₃53 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.223690
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.223810
+0.0₃12 (+0.05%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.015630
-0.0₅999 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.015590
-0.0₄5 (-0.32%)
10 min
$0.015660
+0.0₄199 (+0.13%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Starship post triggered the usual crypto rollercoaster, but this time the ride was suspiciously tame. ETH saw a fleeting 0.16% spike before flatlining, DOGE wobbled like a sleepy intern, and GORK briefly forgot it was supposed to panic. Historical context shows Musk's space tweets typically cause more drama: past posts with 40-50% similarity sent ETH swinging up to 0.41% down or 0.33% up, while DOGE and GORK often overreacted like caffeinated meme traders. Today’s muted response suggests the market is either maturing or just bored of rockets. Nothing says "stable store of value" like crypto reacting to a billionaire’s spacecraft fanfiction with the enthusiasm of a dial-up modem.

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