Just before the Starship flight next week, I will give a company talk explaining the Mars game plan in Starbase, Texas, that will also be live-streamed on 𝕏

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Starship completed a long duration six-engine static fire and is undergoing final preparations for the ninth flight test

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest SpaceX teaser triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH inched up 0.04% in the first minute, climbing to 0.12% after 10 minutes: a yawn disguised as a rally. DOGE’s 0.17% gain over 10 minutes was equally thrilling, like watching paint dry at half speed. GORK’s 4.30% spike stands out, but only because it’s the crypto version of a startled squirrel—easily excitable and hard to take seriously. Volatility here is milder than a Tesla autopilot nap, with no historical parallels because even Musk hasn’t previously tried to hype Mars colonization as a crypto catalyst. Nothing says "efficient market" like digital currencies twitching on the whims of a man who dreams of space gardens.